😇 Heaven or Hall 😈

Welcome to the afterlife’s least qualified HR department.

🕹️ Overview

You are the newest (and probably last) Afterlife Clerk hired by the Department of Eternal Sorting™.
Your job? It's simple!
Read what the souls say, check today’s newspaper, and decide whether they deserve to spend eternity in Heaven... or take a quick elevator ride down to Hall (our slightly off-brand version of Hell — cheaper rent, worse Wi-Fi).

What could possibly go wrong?
...other than eternal damnation for administrative error, of course.

☁️ The Story

It’s the year 1955-ish. Heaven’s bureaucracy has merged with Hell’s customer-service department to “cut costs.”
Now every poor soul, saint or sinner, must pass through you — the only remaining gatekeeper who can still read.

Armed with a newspaper full of questionable journalism, a shaky sense of morality, and a mug of cold celestial coffee.

You must sniff out lies, hypocrisy, and suspiciously good haircuts.
Be warned: the liars are getting creative. Some even bring props.

Heaven or Hell?
You decide… and hope that you're right.

🧾 Your Tools of Judgement

• 🗞️ The Daily Afterlife – Our totally reliable, 100% factual newspaper (ignore the blood stains).
• 👁️ Your Gut Instinct – Statistically 50% accurate, but 100% confident.
• 😇 The Heaven Button – Sends souls to eternal bliss, free Wi-Fi included.
• 😈 The Hall Button – Sends souls to… a place that smells suspiciously like burnt popcorn.
• Note on gameplay mechanics: Click on each individual line on a mortal's file to question them regarding their crimes

🤡 Meet the Souls

Expect a colorful cast of dearly departed:

• The “vegetarian” vampire.
• The ghost influencer who faked her haunting for views.
• The politician who promises to “reform Hell from the inside.”
• And many, many unpaid interns.

Each one swears they deserve a second chance. You can believe them… or not.

💀 Warnings

• May contain lies, mild demonic activity, and existential dread.
• The Afterlife Department is not responsible for emotional damage caused by misplaced compassion.
• Absolutely do not press both buttons at once. (We tried. It opens a wormhole.)

🎵 Atmosphere

A mix of heavenly harps, infernal jazz, and the quiet sound of your sanity leaving your body.
Perfect for long nights of moral confusion and questioning your ethics.

🙏 Final Words

Every choice you make shapes eternity.
Every soul you judge will remember you forever.
But don’t stress — you get free coffee refills in Purgatory. ☕

Now… let’s find out who’s lying through their teeth in the afterlife.
Welcome to Heaven or Hell.